It was a proper mission to deliver Johnny Depp’s 46th birthday card to The Dorchester Hotel. I had to get up to the penthouse in lifts that required room keys, and the door I pushed at the end really shouldn’t have been open.

I knocked on the door before I rang the bell (I didn’t just run away for no reason). I could handle Johnny if he’d answered…

STEP 1

Stage 2

Stage 3

Stage 4

See below for what my card looked like