Come on Lily Allen – you were looking HOT yesterday at the V Festival in Chelmsford! What on earth were you thinking in Staffs.

(1) See through top does little to enhance the cleavage area

(2) UNDONE FLIES!! (Check your jeans are done before going on stage)

(3) Drag Queen make-up – when you’ve got a pretty face like Lily there’s no need for Lady Gaga-esque heavy make-up

Photo: Rowen Lawrence