Zoe Griffin / party princess  
  LIVE LIKE A CELEBRITY!  

Jack Tweed pleads for chance to see Jade’s children

Britney gets a little too friendly with boyfriend in the sea

The Saturdays are on a roll in LA

JLS’s Aston dating girl band wannabe

Josie leaves Big Brother after being made to feel paranoid about John James

Holly Valance bags herself a millionaire

Chris Evans tries his hand at surfing

Halle Berry spends day with her ex and their daughter

Emma Watson to take a break from acting

Lady Gaga gets her own waxwork

Not impressed by Josie from Big Brother for walking out of the Ultimate BB house.

Her excuse was she felt overwhelmed to be surrounded by celebrities.

Everything about this is so wrong.

(1) The other people in the house aren’t truly celebrities, they’re people that were contestants in the Big Brother house just like her. I’d say they were participants in a social experiment, not celebs.

(2) Does Josie not think her life will become more celebrity-like now she’s captured the public interest in Big Brother? And the best place to avoid the madness would be INSIDE the house not in the public arena

(3) What’s so wrong with sharing a house with ‘celebrities’ anyway?

She doesn’t deserve to have won BB. Can she give the prize money back and pass it to someone more willing to play the reality TV game?

Tip Of The Day: If you sign up for it then see it through to the end or it’s soooo annoying!

Celebrities get it easy don’t they. What with their hairdressers, beauty therapists and make-up artists on call to preen and pamper them to perfection.

It is much harder for us mere mortals, but that doesn’t mean we can’t achieve their look.

Vaishaly, superfacialist to the most high profiled of celebs, has formulated a fabulous skin care range that will leave your skin looking picture perfect.

You just have to take a look at her client list which includes Elle Macpherson, Meg Ryan, Gwyneth Paltrow, Rachel Weisz, Kirsten Dunst, Sophie Dahl, Nigella Lawson, Patsy Kensit and Kimberly Stewart, to know her products must be special.

The range is made purely from organic ingredients including lavender, geranium and peppermint, ylang ylang and rose absolute which not only make the products smell delicious but leave your skin rejuvenated and revitalised.

There are products suitable for dry and senstive skin but we were particularly impressed with the facial wash (£35) and night nourisher (£65) for normal and combination skin.

And here is a tip from Vaishaly herself, the trick is to massage your skin when cleansing and moisturising which will help to boost blood circulation, and assist with lymphatic drainage helping to alleviate any puffiness or congestion.

Alternatively, if you fancy visiting Vaishaly’s clinic to get the celebrity treatment yourself please see here, although there is a three month waiting list!

Josie Gibson has quit the BB house after just two nights. The buxom Bristolian had been missing her old housemates and no doubt her Australian ‘bf’ John James.

Like her crab eyed boy she made her escape out of the fire exit and who should she bump into but John James himself in the car park.

John was visiting BB to record a message for the bubbly blonde telling her that his feelings for her hadn’t changed and that he still loved her. But how will their relationship fair now they are both on the outside?

Poor Chantelle does seem like such a sweet girl and she is obviously heartbroken over her divorce. She has broken down in tears numerous times as the others talk about her relationship with very ordinary boy Preston. Chan get your implants out and find yourself a hottie.

John McCririck is refusing to talk to people and I think BB should evict him and put someone else back in. What a waste of space.

Now for more plastic to enter the house as Michelle Bass and Victor from BB5 are set to go in on Friday but BB are bringing back the bedsit and the others will not know they are there. Let’s hope this stirs up some drama because we haven’t even had one tantrum from Nikki yet. Not one.

Thank god for Brian Dowling.

Robbie William and Gary Barlow are in the mood to ENTERTAIN us with their video for Shame.

It launched today on Robbie’s official website and it is a good’un.

The main plot is linked to cowboy movie Brokeback Moutain (the film with the gay storyline)

Click here to see the videoand judge it for yourselves.

It’s a bit of a grotty day in London so time for some light relief.

If you want to live like a celebrity you can’t frown (partly because of the botox and partly because it’s normally better to smile in photographs).

And I can help make you smile now with my top 5 male underwear models and top 5 female underwear models of recent times.

STARTING WITH THE MEN:

(1) David Beckham

(2) Ronaldo

(3) David Gandy

(4) Freddie Ljungberg

(5) Jamie Dornan

AND THE LADIES….

(1) Kelly Brook

(2) Gisele (she is a Victoria’s Secret model)

(3) Kate Moss in Agent Provacateur (we’re not a big fan of Kate the person, but you can’t debate she looks hot sometimes

(4) Girls Aloud star Sarah Harding

(5) Gary Lineker’s La Senza model wife, Danielle Bux

Do you agree? Have we forgotten anyone? Follow me on Twitter @zoegriffin or email zoe@zoegriffin.co.uk

We suppose it was only going to be a matter of time before Heidi Montag decided that she had made an absolutely HUGE mistake by having a ridiculous amount of surgery.

Well, it seems that she is ‘desperate’ to go back under the knife already.

Montag plans to get her size G breast implants removed and says that she wants to go down to a ‘tiny’ D or DD.

The Hills star told US Life & Style Magazine that her G sized boobs mean that she can’t hug her four dogs, she can’t exercise at all and she can only wear specially made clothes.

Immediately after the surgery to make her boobs a G cup, Heidi claimed that she wanted to have them made even larger, to an H cup.

Heidi also expressed her concern that she will be ‘trapped in her body’ after her plastic surgeon, Dr Frank Ryan, died in a car crash on August 17th.

She is currently looking for another plastic surgeon in South America and claims that until she finds a new surgeon, she feels ‘trapped in her body’.

Montag also claims that she wants to live a simple life in Costa Rica and says that Hollywood holds nothing for her; “no family, no friends”.

Montag has been back in the news recently after her crazy ex-husband, Spencer Pratt, claims that he is in possession of a sex-tape of Heidi and a porn star.

Oh the drama!

Follow me @zoegriffin for up to date showbiz news.

It’s so quiet in London that I think it’s time for a recap about some cool stuff we’ve done in the past. Hopefully there’ll be more like this when the party season picks up

If you like what you see in the video below (where I bravely ask Aston from JLS about wearing women’s knickers) then feel free to show some love and vote for me in the celebrity category of Cosmopolitan magazine’s blogging awards. Vote online here

Party: Jalouse nightclub on tour in Ibiza

Venue: Blue Marlin beach club

Drinks: Lots and lots of Moet and Chandon champagne. In fact, 2 partygoers annoyed Kelis and her two bodyguards (yes, TWO bodyguards) when they bought two magnums of Moet and sprayed them over the singer.

VIP Guests: Kelis, Tinie Tempah and lots of gorgeous party-goer model types

The Gossip: (1) Kelis had TWO bodygaurds (we still can’t get over this)

(2) Tinie Tempah arrived without any footwear and demanded a pair of his favourite sneakers Nike Air Force 1’s in UK a size 8 before he hit the stage. Diva! (with small feet)

(3) Tinie Tempah is looking for a kitchen manufacturer to give him a freebie!! Our spies in the sun overheard him saying he would  drop the name of the kitchen manufacturer into a track if they’d give him a free kitchen for his mum’s house!!

Magnet, B&Q – place your bids now!

Madonna’s currently in London filming a movie about Wallis Simpson and every day there is some kind of story / photo in the paper about her on set – either her huge demands or her looking stressed.

But the video below proves that Madonna can pull off a cool production when she wants to.

It’s the new Miu Miu clothing campaign and the Material Girl filmed it in secret so people didn’t judge it while knowing she was linked to it. It’s buzzy, it’s bright – it’s fab!

Apparently it came about because she went to visit her photographer friends Mert & Marcus on set and then taught the models some moves.

We reckon she should do this more often on other music videos.

Hopefully her film about Wallis Simpson will be fab -Filth and Wisdom was a lot better than we thought it would be – but no matter what, we rate Madge over her ex Guy Ritchie.

Rant over – we look forward to seeing what the diva does next work-wise (we’re not hugely impressed by her dating men young enough to be her son and letting her daughter Lourdes party all night at Shoreditch House…)